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Discotheque
\n———–
\nWell, I'm currently sitting in a hotel conference room in Malta
\n(Saturday, 12:21 pm) during my coffee break and i decided to write.
\nyesterday was the first time in all so many weeks that i went out to
\ndance; I hated it – sucky music, terrible alcohol, couldn't intoxicate
\nmyself, i just then understand why i do not do these things so often.
\nIt's a bit strange to me; all this disco culture.<\/p>\n
Yet to
\n——
\nI have yet to have sexual intercourse outside the sovereign boundaries of
\nIsrael; which is too pathetic. I really need to do something about it on
\none hand (not actually on one hand, but more like with a girl); and i
\ndon't know why, i can't find anyone (almost wrote anything) that is of
\ninterest to me and that i can find something in common with them.<\/p>\n
Sleep
\n—–
\nOk, it goes something like this – favorwise, I am landing on Monday
\nmorning (i guess this mail will be sent only after i land) around 03:20,
\nand then heading to work which starts at 7:30. (it will take me time to
\nget out of the airport, and more time to travel from the airport to
\nwork.) after i'm done with work – around 12:30, I'm headed the
\nuniversity; where I'll have to stay until 20:00; then I have this
\nterrible dinner with my grandparents, so i really need someone to sleep
\nfor me, cause i don't believe that i will find any time to do that.<\/p>\n
School
\n——
\nOn the flight from Tel Aviv to Milan i found out from the person sitting
\nnext to me that they are closing down the Cohn School for History and
\nPhilosophy of Science and Ideas; this wouldn't be such a terrible
\ndisappointment if it were anything but the school I'm studying in. they
\nwant to join it with the School for General Philosophy. that will mean
\nthe end of my Academic Career in Sheik Munis; i think that if they'll
\nclose it down I'll have to transfer somewhere after the year of the
\ninternship, since i can't see myself studying in "General Philosophy"
\nand writing my Theses there. so; if this really happens, I'll use the
\n"Get out of Jail" ticket i got from Wellington University, and enroll
\nfor upcoming January, trying to postpone my studies till September or
\nsomething (actually next January, since then (and only then) the Bar
\ntests will be over)<\/p>\n
Work
\n—-
\nIs fun, nothing special. I really enjoy myself there (if only it was in
\nnormal hours it would be perfect, but nevermind); I feel really
\nimportant and i do "adult" things. the only thing is the<\/p>\n
LACk OF LIFE
\n————
\nI have no life
\nI hate my life
\nI have no life
\nI hate my life.<\/p>\n
Please help me;
\nDuring the last few weeks i found out that i have _no life_ whatsoever,
\nand i wish to maintain a normal (_happy_) life. so, people, if you fit
\ninto one of these categories, please give me a call and ask me to do it
\nwith you:
\n(1) Going to an interesting concert, whose price is no more than 50 NiS,
\nand which is later than 20:00 and ends not later then 23:00 (weekdays)
\n(2) Having a party, or and convention of any sort, and have no time to
\ninvite me.
\n(3) Willing to come to my house to entertain me while i do the dishes,
\nlaundry, iron or anything else
\n(4) Willing to come to my place of work after 15:00 and before 18:00 on
\nSundays, to entertain me.<\/p>\n
New Years Soon
\n—————
\nWell, almost two months till new-year eve, but i am starting to think of
\nhaving a party in my house for the new years, so i can (a) cover
\nexpenses (b) have a good party (c) get drunk and not worry about driving
\nhome (d) find attractive women (e) drown my sorrow. so: i need your
\nanswers for the following questions:
\n(a) Will you be willing to pay for the new years party (how much?)?
\n(b) How many people do you think you can bring with you?
\n(c) Which music would you like (you can invite specific songs)?
\n(d) Games and Attractions – should we do stupid "get to know you so i
\ncan kiss you at midnight" games?
\n(e) Food – do you think i should put some in order for people to throw
\nit up later at night?<\/p>\n
Being a Friday, i think that anyone can sleep at my house (my bed is
\nreserved, however, for girls who are either willing to sleep with me or
\nto girls who are less morally conservative than others).<\/p>\n
So anyways, I'll continue when i have more time (now it's Saturday, 12:39).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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