Table Of Contents (my table is out of context)
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(1) Sex Outside The City
(2) 7/8
(3) Formalities, People?
(4) Narcotics Seminar
(5) Party NE1
(6) G.Z and his Tact
(7) Happiness In Slavery
(8) I-A W/S
(9) Advertisement, People, Need to make a few $$$
(10) Politics
(11) And Now For Something Completely Different

Sex outside the city
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None this week actually, or anytime in the near future, but nevermind; that's not the point. the point is that on July 10th i shall be departing to London for a couple of weeks, so if any of you plan to be there between July 10th and 24th, do let me know, i will have some facilities (I'm flying partially for work and partially for pleasure) like an office, hotel room and etc. the whole problem is that i need to baby-sit my kid brother while I'm there, so if any of you have any ideas as regarding what to do with an 11 year old in london (thought of taking him to brixton and letting him smoke, but that's too mean) that does not include alcohol and/or narcotics and/or staying up until late, let me know.

7/8
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Had a great day yesterday, it began around noon time when i woke up (yes, i had the privilege to wake up around noon!!!!) and started to study for my test (which was today), after about 2-3 hours, i went to my parents house to see Guy, my kid brother (5 yrs old) which was kind of sick the day before, and to print out 50 more pages for the test. afterwards i went to the Mo`adonit and from there i took Anat and went to "Shvua Hasefer" where Nelly works. anyways, that's not my point, so the point is that i wrote a song the day before yesterday in 7/8, the chords are kind of complex, but i want to record it, it's really somewhat of a very complicated song with a very simple feel to it, so i need as much of you people as possible to put yourselves in.

Formalities, People?
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After functioning as a human typewriter in school for more than 2.5 years, i finally got my accreditation, in one of our courses, the Lecturer said "Please note that the material for the test is Jonathan's Notebook" of course, she got my name wrong, i wanted to kill her. but i wouldn't do so, it is kind of illegal.

Narcotics Seminar
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Well, my last test is on July 1st, and my flight is only on July 10th, meaning that there are 9 days in between to celebrate, what do we have to celebrate you ask? well, both Koch and Saar have birthdays, and i believe that at least Koch will be in the same position as me, that's why I'm inviting people for a Narcotics seminar to be held from 1/7/3 to 9/7/3, place is yet unknown. purpose - to forget we had school. what do we need? Beers, Vodka, Coffee, etc. I'd rather we do it outside (See George Michael's song) but nevermind, you decide.

Party, NE1?
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Well, it's summertime, and we need to start producing parties, going out and stuff, mind you, the time is 23:39 and i am at home writing this log instead of drinking. Saar + Koch, it's your birthdays, don't expect a surprise party.

G.Z and his Tact
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Extracted from Guy Zabar's letter to his friends:
"jhon:realy hapy 4 u ,start masterbating intensivly - thats the next step( tray it with alcohol it helps)"
[for those of us who did not understand, i used an electronic decrypter and got the following result]
"John: Really happy for you, start masturbating intensively - that's the next step (try it with alcohol - it helps"
Guy - Please note, that inspite the fact that i am happy, and that i love you very much, i would like to you to refer to the following Errs (not only the grammar and/or spelling!)
(1) My name is Jonathan, that is my birthname, if you want it shorter, you can call me Jon, if you want to nick me, you can use any nick you want. John with an "H" is Johan, but even if that was my name it was still misspelled.
(2) When you write things that concern personal acts within one's bedroom - either sex or masturbation, please try to send it as a personal message and not as one addressed to various people, including (but not only) your ex-girlfriend, your friends (who do not know me), your brother (who knows me for more than 23 years) and other people who know me.
(3) One of the most important courses that i will sign you up once you get to College is "Cryptography" so you can understand what do i have to undergo in order to understand what you wanted.
(4) Masturbating with alcohol is a big pain, you should know, some of your shampoos contained some.
(5) All is done with real love, you know how much i love and care for you and consider you as a best friend. however, i was quite upset.

Happiness in Slavery
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I think it says it all, but in case you didn't get it - when you are so busy and don't have time for yourself, i think you could be happier. that's the false happiness in life, after continuing with the meditation, i got to my real happiness, and it was afterwards followed by the much needed sadness.

I-A W/S
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(Inter Active Web Site) - I want to put up a web site with everyone's shit, meaning, please people, help me. i write my newsletter, but i know you all have what to rant on and who to diss, i want a big site that people can post to. (I have the hosting, that's not the problem)

Advertisement, People, need to make a few $$$
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My favorite station currently is called "Super Slut Radio" and has some of the best music available on the web, you can tune in with your winamp at ShoutCast.com. please do!

Politics
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well, I got nominated #5 at the Meretz municipality for Ramat Hasharon, please people, vote for me! you know i am good for it, and as i said, it's all a big part for my world domination plan, and since you know me, i would cut you a slack.

And now for something completely different
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Credits - Notes - Messages
(1) Daphna - good to see you back, sorry i didn't have the time to see you this week, but you can drop over anytime, and feel free to harass me.
(2) Zabar - hope you didn't take it the wrong way.
(3) Schwartz - HPM-10, 40$ - remember (+ MMC) i`ll pay you back
(4) Amir - we all are happy for us, should we address you as Dr. Amit from now on?
(5) Yoav - next time you go for a week in sweden let me know.

That's all, Love you people, keep on doing what you do since i think that's why i actually like you and resent all the other people in this world.
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Jonathan J. Klinger

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Table Of Contents:

(1) The Party
(1a) The Date for The Party and the problem with her
(2) The Flight
(3) The Long Train
(4) The Fun
(5) The Long Train Back
(6) The Flight Back
(7) Time Of The Season

The Party
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Well, two weeks ago i got a call from my mom saying that she's having a party for Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, and that I (+date) am invited. i must say it was such a cool party, there were so many celebrities and politicians. and we got an article in the newspaper about it (as well as an item in Guy P.e.n.i.s.

The Date for The Party and the problem with her
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Since i needed someone to come to the party with me, and i am still by myself, i called up Shlomit (from school) which is kind of a smart and good looking girl, which is what most people will find attractive. i on the other hand, like her very much, but am not attracted to her. So i took Shlomps with me, and my parents really liked her (they thought she was my Girlfriend or something) but that wasn't the problem, the problem is that my grandma (which is kind of in a pressure for great-grandkids) asked me something like "Shlomit is such a nice girl, why don't you date her", and when i tried telling her I'm not attracted to her she didn't get it. but nevermind, Shlomps totally fell in love with Guy and Tal, my young brothers and wants to adopt them. i offered them to her for free. so anyways, when I'm flying to london with Tal (in a month, for two weeks) she might join us, that's good for me, i won't be alone. but i donnu. guess i just have no point

The Flight
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Thursday, a week ago, i get a call in the morning (right after the party) asking me whether i want to stay the weekend in frankfurt or not (i had to be there friday morning anyway for a client) and i thought about it. i said "why the hell not" and departed to Frankfurt with one thought on my mind, to take a weekend in Amsterdam, relax and party. my flight left on friday 4am, meaning i didn't sleep on thursday and was dead on friday's meetings.

The Long Train
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After fighting with myself in order to be awake, i took the 1715 train from frankfurt to amsterdam, the only problem was that in order to get back to my sunday morning flight on time, i have to take the train back on saturday evening, and be back by 2300 in frankfurt, while my flight leaves on 11:15 - meaning 12 more hours to spend. i went on the train and couldn't sleep, too much caffeine..... the air condition in the train was broken, so i sweated all the way to amsterdam, and passed half the time in conversation with elderly men and random terrorists. when we crossed the Netherlands border, passport control went on the train and asked for our passports - well, that's not a big deal, but the problem is that the two people behind me were arabs, and spoke arabic to the guy, and when i took out my passport he said "Ma Nishma" in order to be nice, but he didn't realize the mistake he had made. from that point on i feared for my life, i couldn't go and run, and i couldn't sleep. so i stayed awake and tried not to look at them. from that point onward, everything sounded like "Jihad Jihad" to me, i was so afraid. and then they went off the train in Utrecht.

The Fun
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Got out of the train in amsterdam central, Smoked a lot of White Widow, talked with nice people, that's about it i think... no sleep, not too much food. nothing big, my conclusion - Don't go to amsterdam alone, it's a waste of time when you can get back to israel and stay in your bed. [please note the attached picture]

The Train Back
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Actually had air conditioning, but that wasn't the fun part. i sat down in the "Non-Non-Smoking" cabin so i was with some other tourists, and had who to talk to, met some people, had some fun, didn't sleep, couldn't sleep. i got to Frankfurt central around 23:00 and didn't have where to sleep (the hotel in the airport is 200Euro/night) no i stayed up most of the time chatting in the iCQ with people, the remaining time was spend on benches, trying to fall asleep. around 0600 i got out of my bench and looked for where to have breakfast. couldn't eat. waited for my flight.

The Flight Back
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I was seated between two people - one who snored and the other puked all the way, so i was really sick, but all was okay, i landed in Ben-Gurion at 1550 and drove straight to the Mo`adonit, to teach.

Notices:
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(1) Daphna - Good to see you back, let me know when you land.
(2) Zabar - You got in to Reichman, i am still waiting for you to write something
(3) Amir - Miss you, and if you're not coming this summer, let us know, so maybe we can come over (if we have the time and money)
(4) Schwartz - Samesame. heard about your guitar, are you bringing it with you back?

Have fun, don't look back.

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Jonathan J. Klinger

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