Table Of Contents: (1) The Party (1a) The Date for The Party and the problem with her (2) The Flight (3) The Long Train (4) The Fun (5) The Long Train Back (6) The Flight Back (7) Time Of The Season The Party ——— Well, two weeks ago i got a call from my mom…
** Do Not Delete This Mail** it has relevant information that might get you a handful of money!!! This Week On The Newsletter: 1. A Long Needed Happiness 2. Happiness Is A Warm Gun 3. Pastoralic Noon 4. Its The End Of The 5. The Coolest Party Of The Year 6. Mental Notes A Long…
This Week On The Newsletter: 1. Summertime 2. Sex, Drugs and Rockn'Roll 3. Pubes, You say? 4. That Unfortunate Mishap 5. Who Stole All My Clothes? 6. Evil Incorporated 7. End Credits Summertime ———- It Finally hit me, it's summer all over again and people started going to the beach and wear all these awful…
The Gan Shula Newsletter staff wish to apologize to whom they may offend in this email, and endorse you to opt-out at: [email protected] I had noticed that you people don't read my mail, so i decided to make a contest (with prizes), at the end of the letter there will be some questions. answer them…
Forgive me father, for i have sinned, it has been 20 days since i had last wrote my friends and harassed them with my nonsense. so here goes: Looking for Mr. Schwartz, Mr. Guy Schwartz ————–0——————0——– Have any one of you people heard from Mr. Guy Schwartz, our late West-Side promoter? he has been last…
Again, I urge you, if you do not like me annoying you with very long letters in foreign languages, please do not read this and just say no! "Everybody knows that the dice are loaded; everybody rolls with their fingers crossed; everybody knows that the war is over; everybody know the good guys lost; everybody…