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August 18, 2002
Gan Shula Newsletter
תמצאו את זה בבלוג החדש (מוביל לדף חיפוש) Beer And The City
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Well, i managed to intoxicate myself, you can read the full story at http://www.ilhost.com and comment, but i shall give you the highlights: I GOT DRUNK - I made stupid things, i asked three girls whether they would sleep with me, and that's all. it was fun.
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This week was stranger than strange, i shall begin to tell the tale of the week that began on August 11th and ended today, bit by bit and elaborate on the fun parts.
Beyom Rishon Gargirim VeZero`nim
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Sunday was mild, after a few short hours of sleep i went with Meir to pick up Mailen from the Airport, i got my daily (or maybe weekly) dose of caffeine and waited, she came and we went home, later i went to fulfill my academic duties, and had done so successfully. as i returned to my quarters, my cellular phone rang, it was a friend of mine, he had some trouble writing his final paper in legal research. he came, picked me up and we went to school again. afterwards, Oran and I went to Limor's house to watch TV and get intoxicated. it was quite exhilarating, i stayed up until three o'clock and went home to sleep for a few hours.
Beyom Sheni Gargirim VeZero`nim
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Monday WAS different - i woke up and went to work, not knowing what today holds, and not realizing i am tired. after work was the Mo`adonit, where i helped the youngsters with their school assignments. Oran had invited me to a party in the TLV, he said that there would be models and etc... i said that i`d join him since my sleepy hours aren't really worth it. i got home at seven and took a short nap, hoping that Oran would wake me up so i would go with him. the clock stroke eleven and there was no call, i woke up and Mailen came to entertain me until Meir comes home, i went to sleep around two o'clock.
The Never-ending story
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Tuesday, i thought i could sleep until late, but no, reality had to strike me in the face. i woke up for work and had to meet people i don't really know what they do, nor think their technology is worth anything.... then afterwards i went to school.... after the relaxing hours at school i went to work again, listening to an interesting idea, but it only interests me... afterwards we headed to Limor's since she still had an empty house and we needed something to do. :-).... we got intoxicated and came home at six o'clock.
Wednesday, do you wonder?
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On wednesday i woke up LATE!!!!!!!... and then i had to do something - ah - right, i had to pick up checks from our clients, that of course were not ready, so i had to get to work and then i went off to Beer City - i stood for two straight hours in a traffic jam (when you're already late, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break...) and then parked my car and went to hear some music.
Two good things and then it went too bad....
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As human as we are, i shall begin with the good news, I heard great music from Fortis, who performed around 22:00, and then split up from my company and went to do other stuff, i sat down and heard an ACiD-JaZZ band called 'Harry Cookoo' that improvised on stage and did some weird stuff that i liked, we should go and see them some day...... and now for the bad...... When Maya (the Seventeen year-old) and I stood in line for beer, i saw the person in front of me going out of the line and in to the line on the other side of the bar, then i realized it was **** (my Ex) that was avoiding me, never mind, it's not like last year in Student-Day..... Now for the other bad thing (with a good ending).... Maya (the Seventeen year-old) had lost her cell-phone and had gone Bezzerk thinking it was stolen, she gave Oran and I an enormous headache and I called her cellphone looking for it, then it came to me - the cellphone is available and no one answers, meaning it was lost and not stolen..... around 02:00 her mother called Oran's cellular saying that it was handed to the police and we should pick it up from the Police Station in Ramat-Gan... Off we went.
Beyom Hamishi - Gargirim Vezero`nim
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I woke up around 08:00 to go and pick up the checks and then deposit them in several banks. Paid my tuition for this year (actually - only a part of it) and went to school. I had to give a lecture in a course I'm studying, it was interesting. After School, Oran wanted me to go with him to buy tickets to a party he wanted to go on friday, so i passed by my parents and left my computer there, along with my Cellphone (and took another one/just replaced the SiM) and went to buy the stupid tickets..... we met with the guy that was supposed to sell them, and his car broke down, i asked him where the party is since i was not going to drive more than an hour/hour and a half, and he said near the Kinneret, i passed. then i navigated Oran to Beer City again in less than 30 Minutes, where Oran and I heard some Irish music and I drank a cup of Murphy's beer (alcohol blood count - +1 Beer), then we went to Oran and to a Pub called `Steel' with friends of mine from School. at the Pub i started with a Vodka RedBull (add to Alcohol blood count) and then sipped from other people's drinks, then came the 2/3 cup of Hooegarden that i like so much, and then came the Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz; now for the strange thing, my inhibitions were down, and i felt that i can go and try to pick up a girl that looked nice (strange to hear that from me....), So i walked on, trying to be tactful, and told her i think she looks nice, and then it hit me, SHE KNOWS ME, she was at my birthday party with two ugly friends that Zabar tried to pick up, and then they all went with Itay to one of the girls houses and did what they did......... I came home, passed out and got up around twelveish.
Friday???? what Day???
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I went to my parents to eat lunch with them, and then i went off to Liran to help him move the stuff to his new apartment, after that i went to a family dinner and then i came home, and started to clean my room (surprise surprise), around 2200 oran called and asked me whether i wanted a free ticket to the stupid party, he didn't understand that i was kind of tired and i had no will power to move, i gently refused and went to sleep.
And on the Seventh day....
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God rested, and i tried too..... summary - DON'T SEE GOLDMEMBER.
Love you All, and now for the important stuff:
(1) Going To California - next week I'm in Lala land working for two days, and i`ll try to nag Schwartz for as much as I can
(2) Maya is having a party on Tuesday in the Chaps in Tel Aviv, 25Nis and you're in. I need a reason to be there, do come....
(3) Do you actually read this shit?????????
Love, Peace and Intoxication,
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Jonathan J. Klinger
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