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July 04, 2004

Gan Shula Newsletter

Table of Contextual Relations:
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(1) Foreplay
(2) Interplay
(3) Postplay
(4) Epilogue
(5) Dialogue
(7) Monologue
(8) Epitaph

Foreplay
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Well, I know, i've been bad, i haven't written in all so long [i know
you guys are happy about it, but keeping it real]; so it's my final
examination period, and in the meanwhile it seems that i'll be staying in israel for the next few years, bartending and practicing law to earn some extra income. i do need a place for my internship, since being a lazy ass i haven't gotten to it yet. anyways, that's it - got 3 more weeks and then i'm officially a law bachelor, who'd believe that the day will come? In a year or so - "Adv. Jonathan Joseph Klinger, LLB."....

Interplay
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So Lior and I Broke up two weeks ago (yeah, i know she's reading these lines as well, so i'll be moderate and tepid). so i'm back in the singles market, and what a market it is - it feels like a meat market when everyone always talks about one thing; the only thing in their minds, and i got it - it's not sex - it's loneliness. everyone are afraid of being alone, not the sex, not the love - it's the feeling that you crawl back in your bed and have no one to think of, that's what they all miss. And what about me, you ponder? I feel better alone, since i know that being lonely is not a bad thing; the problem is that i do miss the love, the sex, everything around it, and i do miss her - but that's between us (LOL)...

Postplay
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So i have my big exam on Wednesday, Evidence Law, and it seems like it is going to be a big failure, having played with my new SonyEricsson P900 all weekend long, and studied for my two examinations tomorrow (i do have another one on monday); so i guess that it is au revoir bachelors... anyways, i was in one interview for an internship this week where the Partner asked me - "how come you have 67 in property law" and i answered really nicely with my known answer "I think that this entire private law section is redundant, it's all banks, insurance companies, construction companies and governmental authorities, where are the citizens?" so anyways, i think that i'll need to find a better place.

Epilogue
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I'm getting my new toy tomorrow (hopefully) it should replace my Ex;
it's a HP/NC4000 with a 1.6GHz Centrino, 60GB 7200RPM HD, 512DDRam and a 12.1" screen; so it can do most of what she did, just except the part where it can't hold your hand when your lonely. and you know, there should be a day when computers will help you get chicks, just like cars. (most) Girls don't know shit about cars, and still, they are attracted automatically to guys in fast cars, or something like that. well, i'm waiting for the day when a girl comes and asks "Is that a wireless/g adapter you're holding?" and then i can take her for a drink...

Dialogue
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I think that the things in my life are getting smaller - at least in the last 3-4 years. at first, my Hyundai Atos was a small car, and now - i got the even smaller Smart, then my CellPhone which is in a constant decrease of weight and size (if you disregard my current SE P900 - which is a bit bigger); my Discman changed to the Sony MD MZ30, then to the MZ90 and now my MP3 Player weighs 30 grams; then there's my apartment - which is smaller then the room in my parents house, but bigger than the one i had in Hertzlia (the first one). you see - size doesn't matter - or does it?

Monologue
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Check out FAZ this week to see my latest article (soon to be published) on the privatization of religion; it is set to be a big project that i want to work on, but nevermind. anyways, i think that this is it for this week

Epitath
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The following messages go out to everyone out there:
(1) Next week - Jerusalem film festival
(2) "Jazz BaYam Hadom"
(3) Please help me with my latest problems, reply, be in touch
(4) Ronna - Since i'm going to be in jerusalem, i think that it a good time to meet your B/F- after a year and a half in which it just didn't get there...

And i shall End with the words of Benjamin Franklin to celebrate the United Statian Day of Independence...
"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God"

נכתב על ידי jk ביום\שעה July 4, 2004 10:07 PM