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September 25, 2004

Gan Shula Newsletter, Yom Kippur Edition

Kiparty
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Well, It's 4 and something in the morning and I've been sitting all night watching DiVX movies since there's nothing else to do. I now finally had time to completely see everything i downloaded in the last couple of months that i haven't had time to see. ayways, _Don't download what you don't actually intend to see_, a new thumb rule.

Electricity
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After writing what i said about the Israeli electricity company, i think they decided to get even. i think it all began when i wrote this article saying that generators do not have a budget based pension plan, and they started to make my life miserable. afterwards, they really got me pissed by coming to my house for "suspected illegal usage"; WTF is illegal usage of electricity??? anyways, then, towards the beginning of the year i wrote This post and it didn't take them more than a week to start making my life miserable. as i wrote here they completely ignored my requested and started this electricity on/off game. i put a movie on, see 5-10 minutes, the power's off. I start installing a software, and 5 secs after i click the first next button, poof, the power's out. so i decided to go Viki Knafo Style and strip for electricity.
This is a short sample of what I'm willing to do (Viki sells her movie for 30 Nis, I'm willing to go for 15) in order for you to buy me a generator in order for me to slander as much as i want against the Israeli electricity company. See the preview of course, this is mosaicked; the full and real version will be given against purchasing of my generator.

Next Week
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Well, it seems that my Judge is taking a 2 week vacation, and due to the fact that this leaves me with no work to do; i shall be forced to take a few days on leave. therefore, I'm looking for a travel mate to go somewhere with me. possibilities:
Sinai (around 100Euro)
Turkey/Greece (around 250 Euro)
Amsterdam (around 500 Euro)
Please let me know. otherwise, I'll have to stay here and waste my days off by getting wasted.

BulletProof.
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It was supposed to be Alc Proof. but i guess i found out today that Guinness should not be drank out of the bottle. i was at the supermarket today and bought the 4 Bottles and a glass; and after hating to drink Guinness from the bottle. i understood what this stupid Draught Patent is - you should poor the beer from the bottle to the glass to get a Draught taste. and it does taste that way.

Anyways, ta ta.
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Jonathan Joseph Klinger

נכתב על ידי jk ביום\שעה September 25, 2004 05:43 AM