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July 31, 2003

Gan Shula Newsletter

Table of Contents
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(1) Frustration
(2) Coma
(3) Contest #352354e
(4) Site
(5) I miss myself

Frustration
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I am NOT a homeowner, my penis if fine the way it is, i do not need it erect more than it is and i especially don't need it larger, i don't have boobs to enhance and i am not in need of vitamins, i do not want to marry a russian bride and i do not need a new cellphone nor a 0% APR platinum credit card, can anyone tell it to them????

Coma
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After spending two night W/O sleep, i am currently on the terrace of the pub in the hotel I'm staying in, drinking my beer and smoking a nargila, surfing the web on my laptop with the WiFi adapter, can life be any better? i think so, unfortunately I'm here alone, with no one to discuss my problems, frustration and needs. therefor I'm starting a new award winning contest.

Contest #352354e
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People do so many things, that their feelings get so numb around the beauty that surrounds them, i want to see that beauty, the contest is to show me the beauty of life, your life, each participant should write an essay on what he loves in his life and how does he deal with his boredom. the prize, you ask? you'll find out, trust me.

Site
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Guy (A.K.A Muhadib) and I (A.K.A Toxic) started our new website, the goal is to be the first and biggest student portal in israel and cover all of the students' needs. we are starting with an academic assignment database and would love to see you contribute, with time and money, girls and other stuff that you feel appropriate.
the address, you ask? http://www.zilzul.com

I Miss myself.
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well, i think that that's all i had to say today, except the following things:
(1) Ronna - CALL ME
(2) Ayelet - promised you a long time ago, only got to it now: http://download.com.com/3120-20-0.html?qt=net+nanny&tg=dl-2001
it's the link to the porn blocker
(3) Daphna - need to find time to meet you
(4) Zabar - you'd enjoy Jordan, you should try it sometime (only now i understood i forgot to tell everyone that I'm not in israel but in Amman)
(5) Eyal - thanks for the tips regarding london
(6) Gal - I`ll be back on friday for the party, don't worry

That's it.... I think that everyone should find within himself the time for peace....
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Jonathan J. Klinger

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