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November 06, 2004

Gan Shula Newsletter

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Discotheque
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Well, I'm currently sitting in a hotel conference room in Malta
(Saturday, 12:21 pm) during my coffee break and i decided to write.
yesterday was the first time in all so many weeks that i went out to
dance; I hated it - sucky music, terrible alcohol, couldn't intoxicate
myself, i just then understand why i do not do these things so often.
It's a bit strange to me; all this disco culture.

Yet to
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I have yet to have sexual intercourse outside the sovereign boundaries of
Israel; which is too pathetic. I really need to do something about it on
one hand (not actually on one hand, but more like with a girl); and i
don't know why, i can't find anyone (almost wrote anything) that is of
interest to me and that i can find something in common with them.

Sleep
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Ok, it goes something like this - favorwise, I am landing on Monday
morning (i guess this mail will be sent only after i land) around 03:20,
and then heading to work which starts at 7:30. (it will take me time to
get out of the airport, and more time to travel from the airport to
work.) after i'm done with work - around 12:30, I'm headed the
university; where I'll have to stay until 20:00; then I have this
terrible dinner with my grandparents, so i really need someone to sleep
for me, cause i don't believe that i will find any time to do that.

School
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On the flight from Tel Aviv to Milan i found out from the person sitting
next to me that they are closing down the Cohn School for History and
Philosophy of Science and Ideas; this wouldn't be such a terrible
disappointment if it were anything but the school I'm studying in. they
want to join it with the School for General Philosophy. that will mean
the end of my Academic Career in Sheik Munis; i think that if they'll
close it down I'll have to transfer somewhere after the year of the
internship, since i can't see myself studying in "General Philosophy"
and writing my Theses there. so; if this really happens, I'll use the
"Get out of Jail" ticket i got from Wellington University, and enroll
for upcoming January, trying to postpone my studies till September or
something (actually next January, since then (and only then) the Bar
tests will be over)

Work
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Is fun, nothing special. I really enjoy myself there (if only it was in
normal hours it would be perfect, but nevermind); I feel really
important and i do "adult" things. the only thing is the

LACk OF LIFE
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I have no life
I hate my life
I have no life
I hate my life.

Please help me;
During the last few weeks i found out that i have _no life_ whatsoever,
and i wish to maintain a normal (_happy_) life. so, people, if you fit
into one of these categories, please give me a call and ask me to do it
with you:
(1) Going to an interesting concert, whose price is no more than 50 NiS,
and which is later than 20:00 and ends not later then 23:00 (weekdays)
(2) Having a party, or and convention of any sort, and have no time to
invite me.
(3) Willing to come to my house to entertain me while i do the dishes,
laundry, iron or anything else
(4) Willing to come to my place of work after 15:00 and before 18:00 on
Sundays, to entertain me.

New Years Soon
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Well, almost two months till new-year eve, but i am starting to think of
having a party in my house for the new years, so i can (a) cover
expenses (b) have a good party (c) get drunk and not worry about driving
home (d) find attractive women (e) drown my sorrow. so: i need your
answers for the following questions:
(a) Will you be willing to pay for the new years party (how much?)?
(b) How many people do you think you can bring with you?
(c) Which music would you like (you can invite specific songs)?
(d) Games and Attractions - should we do stupid "get to know you so i
can kiss you at midnight" games?
(e) Food - do you think i should put some in order for people to throw
it up later at night?

Being a Friday, i think that anyone can sleep at my house (my bed is
reserved, however, for girls who are either willing to sleep with me or
to girls who are less morally conservative than others).

So anyways, I'll continue when i have more time (now it's Saturday, 12:39).

נכתב על ידי jk ביום\שעה November 6, 2004 12:36 PM