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May 02, 2003

Gan Shula Newsletter

This Week On The Newsletter:
1. Summertime
2. Sex, Drugs and Rockn'Roll
3. Pubes, You say?
4. That Unfortunate Mishap
5. Who Stole All My Clothes?
6. Evil Incorporated
7. End Credits

Summertime
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It Finally hit me, it's summer all over again and people started going to the beach and wear all these awful clothes that reveal all that they ate during the winter months. besides, it's getting a bit hot outside, don't you think? anyways, enough about the weather, let's get to business...

Sex, Drugs and Rockn'Roll
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Well, A Lot has happened since the last time i wrote (you ask how does that relate to the subject) one of the most important things (that i am sure you all know) is that Itai was arrested for raping a 10 year old and a 9 year old (s.e.x), I got back to caffeine (d.r.u.g.s) and we started to play more every since Yoav came back and Oran started to have some free time. (R&R) and i would really like to arrange a big jam session sometime in a park or something so we can play loud and late (ever since we moved to the new apartment, we can make much noise, we have Keren sleeping beneath us)

Pubes, You say?
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Hopefully, and with the grace of god, I shall be traveling to Denmark next week for a peace conference with Arabs from Jordan, Egypt and Palestine, this will probably be one of the biggest things i'll do this year - actually sign a joint venture peace agreement. so in respect of that, next friday (if I'm there) i want you all to dye your pubes purple. (or you can just say you did, and lie...)

That Unfortunate Mishap
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Was lost and i cannot recall what happened that night, so if i hurt any of you people , I'm sorry.

Who Stole All My Clothes?
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[This is a personal message to Mr. Guy "Muhadib" Schwartz]
Dear Guy,
Some long weeks have passed since you last called us in the middle of the night to tell us about your interesting real estate business in the united states, tell us about your relations with major porn stars and various celebrities. WE DO MISS YOU. please come over for the summer so we have someone to entertain, this time we won't go to school, promise.... we actually have a hole in our lives. and by the way, you need to meet saar's new girlfriend.

Evil Incorporated
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After long discussions with Amir, Saar, Oran and Meir, I've decided that we should establish a company altogether in order to make money and spend it on alcohol and computer games. for that instance i wanted to know what do you think about the following options:
[1] Robbing Banks
[2] Opening up a Pub
[3] Becoming professional hitmen
[4] Starting a computer game company
[5] Starting a Rock band and being real famous

Do let me know.

End Credits
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Me....

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Jonathan J. Klinger

נכתב על ידי jk ביום\שעה May 2, 2003 03:17 AM